While the boys in Washington, DC figure out who has the bigger penis, I thought you might like to join me in a virtual tour of a few National Parks I’ve visited recently. Just in case you haven’t heard, the current pissing contest between the donkeys and the elephants has closed our National Parks. I’d planned to do quite a bit more visiting and volunteering in the parks over the next several weeks; if I follow through on that, it may get me the righteous arrest I’ve been seeking. I guess I’ll avoid Federal prison at least, or are they still fully staffed?
Enjoy the show. You can speed it up by mousing over a photo near the bottom middle to activate the controls, but really, why would you want to do that? You certainly can’t be rushing out the door to go to your National Park.
And one last photo, just for those guys inside the Beltway: